Saturday, October 18, 2014
Hard Rock Zombies
Hardrock
 Zombies, to me, is the holy grail of cheesy horror flicks.  It started 
off as just footage shot to be shown on a drive in movie screen in the 
background of another film but was actually just filmed to completion 
itself.  This flick features a song that will resurrect the dead, an 
awesome "skateboarding/townsfolk looking on in disapproval" montage, a 
midget zombie trying to eat a cow, a midget
 zombie trying to eat himself and above all else....Hitler!  That's 
right.  Hitler wasn't killed during WW2, he just moved to the country 
with his wife and midget grandsons to figure out a new way to conquer 
the world.  The band is practicing at Hitler's joint when they are 
electrocuted to death.  The resurrection song, having been previously 
recorded, is played by Cassie (the underage love interest of the lead 
singer!).  The band is resurrected and mayhem ensues.  If you've never 
heard of this movie I couldn't suggest looking it up more.  It's 
perfectly bad.  -TC

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