Saturday, October 18, 2014

Hard Rock Zombies

Hardrock Zombies, to me, is the holy grail of cheesy horror flicks. It started off as just footage shot to be shown on a drive in movie screen in the background of another film but was actually just filmed to completion itself. This flick features a song that will resurrect the dead, an awesome "skateboarding/townsfolk looking on in disapproval" montage, a midget zombie trying to eat a cow, a midget zombie trying to eat himself and above all else....Hitler! That's right. Hitler wasn't killed during WW2, he just moved to the country with his wife and midget grandsons to figure out a new way to conquer the world. The band is practicing at Hitler's joint when they are electrocuted to death. The resurrection song, having been previously recorded, is played by Cassie (the underage love interest of the lead singer!). The band is resurrected and mayhem ensues. If you've never heard of this movie I couldn't suggest looking it up more. It's perfectly bad. -TC

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